What to Write in a 30th Birthday Card

Reaching the milestone of a 30 is an occasion worth celebrating and cherishing. It marks a significant moment in a person’s life as they bid farewell to their twenties and embrace the journey into the next decade.

If you’re lucky enough to be part of the birthday celebration, you’ll want to make sure your birthday card stands out and captures the essence of this special occasion. 

In this blog post, we will provide you with a range of ideas and inspiration on what to write in a 30th birthday card. 

From heartfelt messages to lighthearted jokes, this post has it all.

So, let’s dive in.

Best 30th Birthday Card Messages

1. Happy 30th! The best years are just getting started.
   
   
2. Welcome to your 30s, where every weekend is a baby shower and the hangovers last for two days.
   
   
3. Happy 30th birthday! May this new chapter of life be even better than the last.
   
   
4. Welcome to the third decade. It’s like the twenties, but with fewer mistakes and more wisdom.
   
   
5. Remember, 30 is just the natural number following 29 and preceding 31. Happy Birthday!
   
   
6. Happy 30th birthday! Remember, age is just a number, and you make 30 look so good!
   
   
7. Congratulations on your 30th trip around the sun!
   
   
8. At 30, you’re not aging…you’re just upgrading. Happy birthday!
   
   
9. 30 isn’t old, it’s a young mature. Happy birthday!
   
   
10. Happy 30th birthday! Cheers to a new decade of adventures, opportunities and happiness.
    
    
11. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays and a joyous year to come. Happy 30th!
    
    
12. Three decades of life have made you into the amazing person you are today!
    
    
13. Turning 30 is a milestone that allows you to feel more confident and live more wisely. Enjoy every moment!
    
    
14. You’re 30 and fabulous! Here’s to a year as amazing as you are.
    
    
15. You’re 30? Incredible. You’re the best example that good things happen to good people.
    
    
16. No matter how old you turn, remember, it’s better than the alternative. Happy 30th Birthday!
    
    
17. To an exciting future ahead! Wishing you a fantastic 30th birthday!
    
    
18. Congratulations on being in your prime at 30! Here’s to many more years of success and happiness and lot’s of money.
    
    
19. Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, love, and joy. Welcome to your 30s!
    
    
20. You’re not getting older, you’re getting better. Welcome to your awesome 30s.
    
    
21. Here’s to being 30 and too young to step away from the fun life!
    
    
22. Let’s toast to you being another year older and another year wiser. Happy 30th birthday!
    
    
23. Congrats! You’re officially 360 months old. Happy 30th birthday!
    
    
24. Don’t worry about turning 30. You will always be the same old you. Happy Birthday!
    
    
25. I can’t believe you’re 30 now. You look just as young as ever!
    
    
26. It took you 30 years to become this awesome! Happy 30th birthday!
    
    
27. Thirty! It’s all downhill from here. Kidding, the best is yet to come. Happy birthday!
    
    
28. Congratulations on becoming a pet to perfection! Remember, pets are always loved and adored.
    
29. Wishing you a magical 30th birthday full of love, joy and plenty of cake!
    
    
30. Here’s to a very special 30th birthday for a very special person.
    
    
31. At 30, you’ve officially been promoted to the full-blown adult club. Welcome aboard!
    
    
32. Age is a work of art. Congratulations on your masterpiece, it’s been 30 years in the making.
    
    
33. Welcome to the “Flirty Thirties”. May this decade be even more fun and beautiful as you are.
    
    
34. Embrace the challenges of your 30s. Be that friend to someone that you always wanted to have.
    
    
35. Wishing you a remarkable 30th birthday and a journey of the coming years that leads to more fantastic moments.
    
    
36. If your 20s were your cocoon stage, then your 30s are when you become the butterfly. Happy 30th birthday!
    
    
37. Happy birthday to someone who’s been fabulous for three decades!
    
    
38. At 30, you’re old enough to look back fondly on your youth and young enough to look forward to all the great adventures still in store.
    
    
39. For your 30th birthday, I wish you 30 blessings and 30 reasons to smile.
    
    
40. Cheers to your roaring 30s! May they be the best years of your life.
    
    
41. Happy birthday! You are now 30 years delicious!
    
    
42. Wishing you a smashing 30th birthday. Age only matters if you’re cheese!
    
    
43. 30 isn’t the end of your youth, it’s the dawn of adulthood. Welcome to the club!
    
    
44. You’ve been special for 30 years and it’s not about to stop now. Have a fantastic birthday!
    
    
45. Remember, you’re not 30, you’re 18 with 12 years of experience. Happy Birthday!
    
    
46. Thirty is the perfect balance between young and old. Enjoy this beautiful stage of life. Happy Birthday!
    
    
47. No one cares about your age, they just care about the amazing person you have become in these 30 years. Happy Birthday!
    
    
48. Happy 30th Birthday! If anyone asks, we’ll say we’re celebrating the 3rd anniversary of your 27th birthday.
    
    
49. On your 30th birthday, throw caution to the wind and be sure to embrace the joy and happiness of the day.
    
    
50. It’s not your 30th Birthday we are celebrating here, it’s just the second anniversary of your 29th Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Funny 30th Birthday Card Messages

51. Happy 30th! You’re halfway to your AARP card. Congrats!
    
    
52. Welcome to 30! The age when you should really start lying about your age.
    
    
53. You’re 30? Better take that dream of becoming a wizard at 30 to the next level.
    
    
54. Remember, you’re not 30. You’re 18 with 12 years of experience.
    
    
55. Happy 30th! At least you’re not as old as you’ll be next year.
    
    
56. 30 is the age at which you can no longer ignore your dentist’s advice to floss daily.
    
    
57. Welcome to the 30s club, where you finally realize that being your own boss is the best life choice.
    
    
58. Don’t worry about your age, you’ll find the first 30 years are always the hardest.
    
    
59. Welcome to 30, where your dreams give way to the harsh reality of adulthood.
    
    
60. 30? I demand a recount!
    
    
61. Happy 30th birthday! I would have gotten you a nicer card, but you’re just going to get older next year too.
    
    
62. Turning 30 means you can finally stop pretending to enjoy parties you didn’t want to attend.
    
    
63. Happy 30th! Don’t worry, you’re not old, you’re vintage enough to be called mommy and daddy without any kind of odd references.
    
    
64. Don’t panic! You can still trust someone over 30, as long as it’s not a mirror.
    
    
65. Congratulations on your 30th! Age is just a number, and it’s not even the number you should be most concerned about.
    
    
66. They say the best years for a woman are her 30s. I hope that’s true, for your sake.
    
    
67. You’re 30? You’re too young to be old, but too old to be young. Welcome to your 30s.
    
    
68. Congratulations! You’ve made it to 30 without a kid! I mean, that I still can’t figure out whether you are boyfriend material or husband material.
    
    
69. Don’t worry about turning 30. You will always be the same old person, just a lot less hair.
    
    
70. You’re 30 now. Please behave accordingly… at least sometimes.
    
    
71. Here’s to being 30, where you’re just as confused as you were at 20, but with a few more wrinkles.
    
    
72. 30 is the age where you can be a cougar or a silver fox. Choose wisely.
    
    
73. 30 is a nice round number. Round just like your belly is going to be.
    
    
74. Congrats on hitting 30! Only 10 more years until you’re 40! Sorry, was that not comforting?
    
    
75. You’re not old, you’re… ok, never mind. Happy 30th!
    
    
76. Who needs a time machine when you can’t even remember what you had for lunch yesterday? Happy 30th!
    
    
77. Thirty years old and you’ve already accomplished so much… so much TV series binge-watching.
    
    
78. Happy 30th Birthday! May your day be filled with joy, laughter, and the voices of younger relatives asking, “Why are you so old?”
    
    
79. Look on the bright side of turning 30: at least you’re not 40.
    
    
80. Don’t worry about turning 30. Embrace the wrinkles, the saggy skin, and the weird noises your body makes when you move.
    
    
81. Happy 30th birthday! And no, I won’t make any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
    
    
82. Congratulations on finally reaching the snap, crackle and pop stage of your life.
    
    
83. 30 is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more.
    
    
84. Happy 30th! You’re one year closer to that senior citizen discount.
    
    
85. Don’t worry, you’re not 30. You’re just 29.95 plus shipping and handling.
    
    
86. Happy 30th! Remember, you can’t be expected to act like an adult at all times.
    
    
87. Turning 30 means you now have stories you’ll hope your kids never find out.
    
    
88. If 30 is the new 20, then you are still older than the internet.
    
    
89. Remember when you were younger and you wanted to be 30? Neither do I.
    
    
90. Turning 30 is a piece of cake. Just like the one that won’t fit into your old jeans.
    
    
91. Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really high number. Happy 30th birthday!
    
    
92. I’d make a joke about you being old, but I’m not sure you can hear me all the way over the hill. Happy 30th!
    
    
93. They say that wisdom comes with age. You must be one of the wisest.
    
    
94. At your age, “getting lucky” means finding your car in the parking lot.
    
    
95. Remember, the older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
    
    
96. Happy 30th! I think it’s time we started calling your age an “achievement level.”
    
    
97. Hey, you just turned 30! If you watch a horror movie, you’ll have something other than your age to scream about.
    
    
98. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re old. Especially if they’re older than you.
    
    
99. You now being in your 30s, its time for immaturity to take retirement. When’s the party?
    
    
100. Happy 30th! At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.