60 Short and Funny November Quotes
November sneaks up on you like that one friend who always shows up unannounced — at first, you’re not sure if you’re ready, but once they’re there, you’re kind of glad.
The leaves are falling, temperatures are dropping, and suddenly, it’s dark at 5 p.m., making you wonder where the daylight went.
You’re caught between the comfort of cozying up with a warm drink and the frustration of pulling out the winter gear.
Whether you’re dealing with the stress of planning for Thanksgiving or just trying to stay awake during those long, gloomy afternoons, November’s a rollercoaster of moods.
But hey, why not lighten the load with a bit of humor? Sometimes, a good laugh is all you need to power through the chaos — from family gatherings to endless holiday sales.
So, whether you’re cuddled up by the fire, hiding from the cold, or just trying to make it through another dreary Monday, these short and funny November quotes will help you see the bright (and hilarious) side of the month.
Ready to laugh your way through November?
Let’s go!
Short November Quotes
1. November’s chill brings the promise of warm fires and cozy evenings.
2. As leaves turn gold, November whispers tales of change and renewal.
3. In November, the world wears a shawl of fog, draped gently over its shoulders.
4. November is a symphony of crackling leaves underfoot and the distant call of migrating birds.
5. Let the short, sweet days of November inspire long, thoughtful nights.
6. November: when the last whispers of autumn meet the silent anticipation of winter.
7. November teaches us the beauty of letting go, as each leaf drifts to its final rest.
8. Embrace the gray days of November; each one holds a sparkle of frosty promise.
9. November’s palette: russet, gold, and the deep evergreen of enduring hope.
10. As November skies darken earlier, our hearts light up with the glow of hearth and home.
11. Let November rekindle your spirit with its crisp mornings and starlit evenings.
12. November is the quiet narrator of the year’s closing chapters.
13. Each day in November, nature paints a masterpiece of mist and mystery.
14. November’s beauty lies in its tranquility and its serene call to reflection.
15. In the hush of November, find clarity in the crisp whisper of the autumn breeze.
16. November’s gray skies are merely canvases for the vivid dreams of those who wander beneath.
17. Let November’s crisp air fill your lungs, renewing your spirit with every breath.
18. As November unfolds, so do the layers of our souls, ready for introspection and peace.
19. November’s frost is nature’s glitter, adorning the world in a sparkle of icy elegance.
20. Hear the quietude in November’s step, a gentle reminder to slow down and cherish the moment.
21. November holds the secret of endings and beginnings, all woven into the fading light of shorter days.
22. With each leaf that falls in November, a memory is stirred, timeless and deep.
23. November is the month to gather warmth in our hearts as the cold gathers outside.
24. Under November’s moon, even the night breathes a sigh of serene surrender.
25. November’s bare branches are not signs of death, but promises of future rebirth.
26. Let the stark beauty of November guide you to find beauty in the starkness of life.
27. November whispers the value of warmth, as firesides become the gathering place of kinship.
28. In the crispness of November, find the path to your own clarity and calm.
29. November, with its subdued light and contemplative mood, offers a quiet haven for the soul.
30. Embrace the introspective journey that November invites with each descending leaf and chilling breeze.
Funny November Quotes
1. November: the month where your mustache does its best to keep your upper lip warm.
2. November is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s throw all the leaves down and see if they can clean it up before snow!”
3. Ah, November, the time when every leaf whispers ‘crunch’ under your feet, and every calendar screams ‘help’ with holiday planning.
4. November teaches us that even trees like to get undressed and show off before winter.
5. If you think about it, November is just a pre-party for Christmas—complete with dress rehearsal dinners.
6. In November, the turkeys unite and the pumpkins plot revenge.
7. Remember, remember, the month of November: turkey, sales, and cannot remember the fifth of November because that’s a different month.
8. November’s strategy is simple: if you can’t dazzle them with sunshine, baffle them with breezes!
9. Who needs a blanket when you have all November’s issues to bury yourself under?
10. When November hits, you realize the squirrels were onto something with all that hoarding.
11. November: The only time of year it’s socially acceptable to eat pie for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
12. November: Official sponsor of mismatched socks and layering fashion faux pas.
13. November is the appetizer to the feast of holidays. Get your forks ready!
14. They say nothing lasts forever; clearly, they haven’t experienced a November Monday.
15. November’s plan: Chill the air, drop the leaves, and launch the season of “It’s too cold to go out, let’s just order in.”
16. November: where the coffee is hot, the scarves are snug, and the Wi-Fi needs to be stronger to handle all the holiday browsing.
17. By the time November ends, your layers of clothing can rival any onion’s complexity.
18. If October is the opening act, November is the intermission filled with plot twists like daylight saving and surprise frosts.
19. November’s motto: “Turning hot meals and warmer blankets into human rights since the beginning of time.”
20. When you realize the turkey has a better outfit for Thanksgiving than you do, it’s November.
21. November: when “chill” describes the weather, the vibe, and the movies.
22. In November, even the sun hits the snooze button.
23. November: Giving every leaf on the ground a chance to make the crunchiest sound.
24. The best part about November? Convincing yourself that every piece of pie is just pre-winter insulation.
25. November’s weather forecast: 100% chance of needing more blankets and 0% chance of sharing them.
26. November is like the Thursday of the year—so close to the excitement yet so far from the weekend of December holidays.
27. Thanksgiving: November’s way of ensuring you’re too full to move for the rest of the year.
28. November, a.k.a. the time of year when “I’m just resting my eyes” becomes a competitive sport.
29. November: when your diet plan is replaced by a “try-it” plan for every seasonal dessert.
30. November: the month when your fridge is just a puzzle of leftovers.
